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1. The shade of Rafa’s shirt can most closely be characterised as:

 

a) Salmon

 

b) Water Melon

 

c) Neon Pink

 

d) None of the above – you were actually viewing the match through a thermal imaging camera.

 

2. “Rafa and Fed’s respective shades of pink most closely resemble their personalities.”

 

This statement is:

 

a) Completely true – Fed embodies reserve, class, restraint, subtlety and dignity. Nadal? Apparently, none of these things. Heh.

 

b) Somewhat true, but mostly b*llocks.

 

c) Unqualified, unalloyed b*llocks – Rafa is the Salmon Wrap to Fed’s Neopolitan Surprise, personalities don’t come into it.

 

3. Stan lost 7-6 6-3. Were you even looking at the score? Should you have been looking at the score?

 

Justify your answer in less than 140 characters.

 

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