Murray routed in straights. He’s 0-9 sets since the final of Oz.
This is no longer a slump. He’s practically comatose.
“He needs to snap out of it.”
“He needs a coach.”
”He needs to be slapped about the chops with a wet (Omega-3 rich) halibut.”
We get it.
Expect a slew of smug, utterly irritating, self-satisfied, vindictive screeds, some not even bothering to masquerade as “commentary”, on how he might never win a Slam. On how he’s toast. On how this would never happen to <insert fanboy fave>.
I’m not denying that it’s all oppressively bleak right now. It just seems to me we’ve seen worse, from bigger and better players than Murray.
For all we know he might even look back upon this one day as a necessary dip. I’ve seen it happen before.
A little perspective wouldn’t go amiss.
”Call me ‘Bogie’ one more time…”
Meanwhile GGL and Dasco’s departure (in addition to Kolya and TooMuch yesterday) has effectively killed the top section of Nole’s draw and rendered his entire quarter positively plebeian.
Did I mention Stan went down to Granola in three?
Or that Boy Wonders, Harrison and Milos bit the dust (as did Grigor AND Berankis AND Sock)? Boy bands must suck in Miami.
And the crazies don’t end there.
Maka slew Kleybanova – actually that’s not crazy. [In fact I gotta ask: how many of these “upsets” will Maka have to pull for us to concede they might not be, ya know, upsets?]
Even both of Robin and Marion had to go three sets to secure their openers.
So when Dinara snagged a set from Bepa it somehow didn’t seem so anarchical amidst what was otherwise absolute anarchy.
Whatever. See if I care.
JAMES BLAKE KNOCKED OUT THE 27TH SEED, PEOPLE.
James Blake: Who can barely put two matches together for as far back as I can now remember.
A little perspective, if you please.
I doubt it amounts to much seeing as he’s playing Nole next.
But God help you, if you can’t find it within yourself to celebrate (or at least look fondly upon) this.
Your soul’s depravity clearly knows no bounds.
And the angels will WEEP for you.