Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Melbourne: Cuckoo-Clocks and ‘Crappy’ Tennis


Men’s Final


Federer d. Murray 6-3, 6-4, 7-6(11)


Whilst Fed was busy working every last one of Jo-Wills working body parts over, I was sitting there – like one of those hard boiled ringside analysts from the 40s, unperturbed by the occasional spatter of blood in my general direction – engaged in a mental soliloquy of sorts aimed at rationalising what I was seeing before me, the baying of the crowd now barely a distant hum.


Was it JW that was making him look so good? Had he peaked too early? Was it 2007 all over again?


The way I saw it, this kind of a performance was at odds with anything I had seen in the last two years. A period in which he won his share of Slams, though each of which seemed to have a less assured more sweaty-browed feel to them.


Had Federman arrived?


federer (Photo: QUINN ROONEY/AFP/Getty Images)


There wasn’t much in it in the opening two or three games, though I was immediately struck by the sound coming off Fed’s racquet as his SHB went toe to toe with arguably the finest DHB in the game for several high quality rallies.


It was a dull, assured thud – one which brooks no opposition – not that different to the sound of Michael Jordan hitting the backboard with what turns out to be the winning basket.


At this stage it looked like we were in for a treat: Muzz was striking the ball as well as he ever had and attempting to keep Fed pinned far back with a combo of flatties and and high bouncing loopies that landed near the baseline – perhaps the most important constituent of the type of game he brought against Nadal.


Then more and more of Muzz’s first serves began to fly into the net – halfway down the net. It wasn’t the greatest of openings – but proved to be the only one Federman needed. Muzz would lose it having only served a paltry 45% first serves in.


If Federman had succeeded in pushing Murray off the pier to claim the first set, he must have attached a concrete block to his feet, because Muzz was unable to resurface from the deluge that was to ensue in the second.


Quite simply the best set of tennis from Fed in well over two years.


We bloggers love to speak of momentum shiftswith Federman in form like this, I prefer to think of it as a momentum ambush.


The tempestuous nature of which leaves his opponents reeling. You can be sure Murray wasn’t thinking about gameplans in set two: he was wondering how best to stay in the point – and in the moment.


It’s a testament to his fortitude and temperament that he managed to wangle all of four games: this would normally be the cue for rounded soda-bread to be served.


Fed’s only miscue of the match would come at the beginning of the third set, a lapse which Murray would use to race to a 5-2 lead on the back of some fine serving of his own.


It’s unlikely to have changed the course of the match, but not being able to close that set out, and frankly allowing Fed back in with a slew of errors (mainly off that forehand) is what probably lay behind those tears.


I believe he approached the match with the right tactics – being blown off court in a manner not dissimilar to that first time outing in Flushing must hurt.


There have been far too many opponents in the past (particularly pre-2007) that have chosen to wilt in the assumed glare of Fed’s awesomeness before even stepping out on court – you simply cannot tarnish Muzz with the same brush.


murray (Photo: THE ASSOCIATED PRESS/Mark Baker)


I would hate it every bit as much as I did the Jo-Willy blowout, were Muzz’s spirit and big match instincts found to be wanting.


But they were mostly intact, and what’s more is he didn’t flinch from executing precisely the game plan most of us well-meaning critics have being waiting to materialise for longer than I care to remember – in fact, he probably blew that last set because he stuck to it too rigidly.


Hardly surprising, when you consider this is the first time he’s used it in a big match situation, opposite the very best playing at his very best.


Over the last 36 hours, every article I’ve read has been at pains to emphasise how magic stroke ‘x’, strategy ‘y’ or tactic ‘z’ was responsible for this most singular of wins.


To me that’s a little like admiring one of those ornate, hand-crafted, wonderfully embellished Cuckoo-Clocks full of thousands of intricate working parts, for it being able to tell us the time.


What Federman did on court yesterday was nothing less than a feat of well-engineered synchronicity – one where his speed, timing and technique, but also a subtler array of skills such as knowing exactly what it will take to wrench control from your opponent and end the rally on your terms, all came together to put on one of the greatest shows in tennis.


I don’t expect the same guy to show up at every Slam – though at this point I can only see Nadal topping him when he does. Oh wait a minute, his career may be over.


Ladies Final


Williams d. Henin 6-4 3-6 6-2


serena (Photo: AP)


I’m not going to talk much about what happened in the match, because I thought it was crap.


Go on, be honest.


Oh sure, it had all the right ingredients: two of the very best players of the last decade, who by some quirk of fate somehow hadn’t met in the final of a Slam before, going head to head in what since 2005 has been my favourite Slam (You have Marat to thank for that).


There may even have been, for those desperate enough to seek it (and unwilling to let go), the faintest afterglow from the fireworks of 2003. Or maybe not.


And yet, not once were they both able to bring their best tennis to bear at the same time, which for me is the defining feature of any candidate match-of-the-year.


The first set was way too scrappy with neither player really able to impose themselves. The second half of set two saw that inexplicable streak from Henin during which Serena failed to win more than a single point. Serena eventually broke Henin down in the final set, with a relentless combo of big serving and heavy groundies.


It doesn’t get any more “Margery Daw” than that.


serena1 (Photo: MARK KOLBE/AFP/Getty Images)


And yet, there’s something strangely compelling about ‘crap’ tennis; it’s low-key, unpretentious stuff.


In the best tradition of the underrated cult classic, crap tennis doesn’t seek to grab our attention with anything so tacky as a digitally-enhanced first serve careering towards you in resplendent high-definition.


It’s also several orders above that litany of insufferable one sided ladies finals we’ve had to endure, that date back as far as 2005 (and no, I’m not a fan of Williams v Williams finals either) – Slasher B-Movies, every last one of them.


Not every Slam final has to be possessed of the sustained intensity found in say Henin v Dementieva (round 2) – just as not every men’s final has to compare well with Wimbledon 2008, to be considered a viable match.


The reality is, this is the best indication we’ve had in years, that the quality of Ladies Slam Finals might just be about to catch up with the men -- an era that will probably be shorter than we’d like given both finalists are in their late twenties -- but nevertheless an era that values real talent, nerve, determination and a healthier long term perspective, over big-budget forehands that no one cares to speak of in two years.


henin (Photo: MARK KOLBE/AFP/Getty Images)


What this final lacked in quality, style and “special effects”, it more than made up for in character, body and soul.


Two of the very best players this sport has to offer embroiled in a struggle in which neither is able to bring their best tennis; one struggling with injuries and movement, and to all intents and purposes, mummified from the waist down - the other, on a comeback trail, desperately trying to fashion a serve to go along with her otherwise very complete game, a battle which for the most part, she’s currently losing.


So raise your glasses if you will, to Serena Williams and Justine Henin - ‘Crap’ Tennis Players, both in their own unique ways.


I’ll take both of them and their ‘Crappy Tennis’ over any of the two set barfworthy beatdowns I’ve been suckered into over the years.


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Saturday, 30 January 2010

Melbourne: Palookaville.


Federer d. Tsonga 6-2 6-3 6-2


“I have a feeling that JW will be awestruck and Fed may end up blowing him off court.”

-- 2Hander, Tennis is Served… 28 January 2010 12:06


Sage like. I stand in awe.



It's not the first time either.



Mark all fan mail c/o ‘Tennis is Served…’.


I actually gave Jo-Wills more of a fighting chance – to radiate awesome for one competitive set, he may or may not have won.


federer (Photo: MARTIN PHILBEY/AFP/Getty Images)


Clearly one of the most dreamy beatdowns inflicted at this level since Fed went to the mattresses on A-Rod on this very same arena three years ago. A-Rod had the courtesy to arrive armed to the hiltJo-Wills brought a knife to a gunfight.


You know it’s been a bad day when you can only remember ‘Mr Slamdunk’ himself having made around three successful volleys.


Playing dink-a-boo tennis positioned metres behind the baseline is now as uniquely French as the Eiffel Tower.


Well he’ll not fart on my cart again – I’m done with him.


tsonga (Photo: WILLIAM WEST/AFP/Getty Images)


I have nothing left to give.


Fear, hope, pain, anger, denial and despair - eventually, all things merge into one, and a shiver runs through it.


***


It’s difficult however not to be impressed by the form Fed brought to bear, despite his opponent seemingly so intent on going Palooka on us.


I’m not sure I’ve seen this much confidence exuded from him in over two years.


With Murray waiting in the final, and British Tennis having had to wait for 150,000 years, this couldn’t have come a moment too soon.


A few words of caution however:


1) I wouldn’t read too much into that 6-4 H2H Murray has over Fed – you only need take a look at the way he was taken to the cleaners in London and Toronto last year to know that the tide has turned.


2) I liked what I saw of Murray against Nadal. Against Marin – not so much. All a little too dink-a-boo.


That may have been a conscious play against a tired opponent.


It may also have been a lapsing into Muzz 0.7 now that there was no demonstrable need to venture out of his comfort zone.


I’m reserving judgement - for the next 32 hours.


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Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Melbourne: Failed Deliveries & Grand ‘Slums’


Federer d. Davydenko 2-6 6-3 6-0 7-5


Alas, a match that promised us so very much, one that should actually have been given top billing in a night session (someone mind telling me how that happened?), but nevertheless failed to live up to our justifiably bloated expectations.


federer1 (Photo: Press Association)


This should have been billed as ‘Vintage Fed’ v ‘Post-Modern Davy’.


Except there was nothing vintage about it. Not unless vintage refers to Fed shanking his sets away, or a predilection for his opponents to wilt away in the assumed glare of his awesomeness.


Instead we were graced with four mind-numbingly routine sets of tennis, that wouldn’t have looked out of place in 2007.


Don’t let that first set fool you.


Davy only got off to ‘good’ start because Fed pulled off one of his infamous disappearing acts that sees him arrive somewhere in the middle of act two.


It didn’t take very long for Davy’s ‘form’ to be exposed for what it was: a facade masquerading as competence.


Don’t let’s pretend Davy’s form even partially resembled anything from London or Doha, just because it was one barely detectable notch above that horrendous outing him and Nando paved the way with 48 hours ago.


Nor for that matter was Fed’s form anything to write home about.


What, another four setter where he edges past Davy without playing his best tennis? So 2007.


You know Davy’s on when he’s able to string points together and take aim for (and hit) the lines. None of which took place until, at 2-3 down in that fourth set Davy broke back and we finally saw something of the type of play from both men, that should have featured in all four sets.


It lasted all of three games.


Li Na d. V. Williams 2-6 7-6 7-5


I’m still reeling from how bad this one was.


Or whether I hate V’s play more than her dress which, let’s be honest, leaves so very little to the imagination.


A match that left such an unbearable taste in my mouth, it led me to coin an award in it’s honour.


Congratulations Li Na and Venus Williams – joint winners of the ‘Grand Slum’ – awarded at each Slam to the poorest match played by the highest seeds left standing in the second week.


S. Williams d. Azarenka 4-6 7-6 6-2


Serena saves the day - and herself, in a monumental turnaround (from a set and 4-0 down) that’s being rightfully hailed as one of the best of her career.


Little sorry for Vika who was reduced to wondering (in vain) what she could do, having already produced her best tennis and seen it being made to look like an ineffectual mess.


Tsonga d. Djokovic 7-6 6-7 1-6 6-3 6-1


I’ve often thought that the grunt Djoko gives off when serving sounds a little too similar to him puking his guts out.


Last night, leading 2 sets to 1, he actually puked his guts out.


When he returned, he was devoid of almost all the intensity that had enabled him to reach this point.


Great win for Tsonga, though props due to Djoko
too for not taking the easy option of pulling out of a match he had no chance of winning.


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Tuesday, 26 January 2010

Melbourne: ‘Murra’culous

Murray d. Nadal 6-3 7-6 3-0 (ret)


Shame it had to end the way it did.


But only the most rabid of Rafaelites will find it necessary to insist upon Nadal’s knees unduly influencing the result.


murray (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images)


Truth be told, Murray earnt this win as cleanly and honestly as the day is long – north-of-Norway long.


What’s more is he did it, not with the wholesale aggression demanded by his severest critics -- the same dirtbags that expect Rafa to shorten points by reinventing himself as James Blake overnight -- but with a carefully conceived blend comprised of his most effective existing set-plays, further appended with BIG serving, forehand winners (when was the last time you saw him hit one of those) and selective serve-volleying that's not treated like some cheap substitute for a Holy Grail.


A combination that clearly threw Rafa, despite his resolute and focused start.


How about that.


nadal (PAUL CROCK/AFP/Getty Images)


Nadal may have pulled up painfully early on in that final set, but he played the two sets prior to it, almost at full throttle.


I saw nothing that would suggest he was playing through any pain early on– you simply cannot manufacture that sort of pulsating, vibrant physicality on court lugged with an injury, however well disguised.


We’ll leave the question of how Rafa’s knees will affect his remaining career (the demise of which could come as soon as the end of this year, depending on whom you speak with); let me note for now that coming unstuck against one of the tournaments most skilled competitors playing the match of his life doesn’t sully his record in the least.


That first set in particular was unmitigated class – likely the best set of tennis Muzz has played since late 2008.


Any regression into that grindy-murky past will however be quickly be seized upon by young Marin, who may have played three five setters to get to this point, but is perhaps at his most ravenous.


Don’t forget how much crazy pain you’re capable of playing through when you’re 21. Especially when there are such rich pickings to be had.


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Monday, 25 January 2010

Melbourne: “Mr PlodStation”

Davydenko d. Verdasco 6-2 7-5 4-6 6-7 6-3


A pretty crummy performance from Davy if you ask me.


davydenko (Photo: Reuters)


“Mr Playstation” is no more, or has regressed temporarily into a ZX Spectrum.


There was nothing ‘high’ or ‘radiant’ about the highlights reel I saw, with both players struggling to keep the ball in court and Dasco gaffing his way to 81 UFEs.


He raised his game by one barely detectable notch in that final set, but one wonders if Davy would have made the finish line had Dasco displayed just a little more belief.


Loyalties aside, would we really want him to win his first Slam playing like this?


I can only hope this is something of a blip - he’ll be lucky to get a set off Federer playing this way.


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Sunday, 24 January 2010

Melbourne: Purple Rain.

Roddick d. Gonzalez 6-3 3-6 4-6 7-5 6-2


It’s difficult not to crow too loudly about the way A-Rod weathered the torrential storm Gonzo brewed up on court yesterday.


roddick (Photo by Mark Metcalfe/Getty Images)


Anyone other than about two or three players I can think of would have been reduced to a sickly, gibbering wreck in the aftermath of that third set – a period in which Gonzo went through a patch so purple, it was difficult to breath.


A-Rod wore almost the same WTF’ed expression he had when Sue Barker held a mic to his face on Centre Court at Wimby all those many months ago.


Was it 2007 all over again?


Evidently not.


Call him a ‘grinder’, a ‘blue-collar player’, a ‘G.I. Jo’, call him nothing more than ‘a serve and a forehand’ if you must – but let no one accuse him of rolling over.


Marin next for A-Rod, who downed Delpo in five – not quite the call I made, though not the greatest of shocks.


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Saturday, 23 January 2010

Melbourne: Round of Sixteen Preview.

Oh goody! I love the round of sixteen.


Not only is it the business end of a Slam, it’s the heart of a Slam.


I almost think of rounds one to three as a second phase of qualies within the main draw – a testing ground for new talent to make their presence known and for the top seeds to rid themselves of any remaining foibles and vestiges of rust.


I’ve learnt not to place too much stock in predictions – this year it’s proving nigh impossible.


There’s almost too much parity.


Federer v Hewitt


Guessing how many sets Fed will gift Hewitt before once again (very nicely) putting paid to the fairytale, is beginning to seem unnecessarily cruel and too much like betting on the results of an underground pit fight.


Still, Fed does seem more eager than he ever has, to gift at least the opener.


Fed in four.


Verdasco v Davydenko


Dasco’s not faced ‘credible’ opposition since the beginning of the event – and went to four very hard fought sets with Carsten Ball in his opener.


To put it bluntly, I didn’t expect to see him here.


To go from such lack of credibility to the incredibility Davy seems steeped in, might prove too much of a jump up. There’s also that 6-1 H2H to consider.


Davy in four.


Djokovic v Kubot


Kubot’s ranking’s gonna soar after this events over – though it’s largely Youzhny’s withdrawal in round three that’s responsible for that.


I’m not thrilled with what little I’ve seen from Djoko – too many overly-engineered forays to the net (you can thank Todd Martin for that), and not enough depth from the back of the court.


Still, early days and all that.


Djoko in straights.


Roddick v Gonzalez


Having seen neither play here, nor for that matter towards the back end of 09 – this one’s tough to call.


All I’m certain about at this point is that it could quite easily go five sets.


Roddick in five.


Tsonga v Almagro


Jo-Willy really ought to win this one easily. Almagro has already played two tough five setters he shouldn’t have, and Jo-Willy should have had his last very thorough tune up against Haas in the last round.


Tsonga in straights.


Cilic v Del Potro


This is where any self respecting tennis addict ought to find themselves.


A win for Cilic here makes his claim for entry to the big boys club that much more credible.


Though Delpo ought to be able to weather the best Marin sends his way and make the most of the inevitable let downs whenever they appear.


Delpo in five.


Murray v Isner


Murrays been deathly silent, clinically efficient in his journey through the draw so far.


Isner is very credible opposition, though also exactly the kind of lumbering target Murray enjoys taking aim at should he manage to return that serve.


Muzz in four.


Karlovic v Nadal


Bit sticky this one.


On the one hand it’s difficult not to be convinced by Nadal’s performance to date; however facing off with Ivo usually means getting embroiled in multiple tie breaks.


I still think he’ll find a way through mainly on the strength of his last round, where not all of Kohlschreiber’s best homoerotic hip-swivels were enough to derail him from a cause he’s obviously taken to heart.


At times it almost seems he’s less concerned with winning than finding his form and further flattening that forehand.


Nadal in four.


S. Williams v Stosur


I may as well say it - that injury Serena’s nursing is either not as bad as it looks, or she’s not played a tough enough match to expose it’s severity.


Either way it’s not impeded her so far.


With her serve and athleticism, Stosur can push her to three, but will have a hard time once Serena ups her game – which, injured or not, she does with infuriating regularity from the round of sixteen onwards.


Williams in two.


Zvonareva v Azarenka


Oh this ought to be good.


Both these girls have developed something of a taste for inflicting beatdowns at this event, and I have Azarenka only slightly ahead.


My head says Vika, my heart says Vera.


The longer it goes on the less likely Vika is to pull through


Vera in three/Vika in two depending on which side of bed I got out of.


Wozniacki v Li


Criticising Caz-Woz about her lack of initiative, and nicely-carefully-does-it approach to tennis is my favourite pastime.


But it’s in matches like these where that ability comes into its own.


Li’s one of the most natural strkers of the ball but it doesn’t take too much for her to unravel.


Caz-Woz in two.


Henin v Wickmaye


Surprising as it might seem, I know nothing about Wickmayer as a player other than that encounter she had with WADA last year.


Henin in two.


Petrova v Kuznetsova.


Yes Clijsters “sucked”, but Nadia’s one of the least appreciated players in the game.


And you know what? Kuznetsova sucked in her last round too.


Nadia in three.


Bondarenko v Zheng Jie


Big fan of both players.


Could go either way, though I currently have Alona as a slight favourite.


Alona in three(?)


Safina v Kirilenko


Safina’s been devastating in Oz. If she tames that unruly serve of hers, she’ll be as complete as she was during her best periods of 08-09.


Kiri’s had a great run but just hasn’t that sort of firepower.


Safina in two.


Schiavone v Venus Williams


There’s nothing to suggest that Venus won’t win this one – except a nagging suspicion I have that she’s not at her best.


I’ve seen her lose matches playing better than this.


Schiavone, on the other hand is having a fine run, and will be quick to make good on any sign of vulnerability.


Francesca in three.


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