Wimbledon: ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN

 

 

Federer goes down to Hewitt.

 

The rest of the top ten go down to Fish/Querrey

 

Spain go down to Switzerland.

 

Germany miss a penalty.

 

Still think I’m kidding?

 

 

LEGEND

Grass court pedigree. Sort of.

Red hot. Cilic Peppers need not apply.

 

ATP

 

Q1	Fed/Robredo Yoyo/Feli	So. Yeah.
	TBerd/Wawa Davy	TBerd needs to make the quarters. Nothing else matters.
Q2	Djoko Hewitt/Monfils	Not entirely convinced Djoko will make it past Hewitt should he face him in R4.
	Cilic Roddick/Kohls	A-Rod not match-fit enough to be surrounded by “those people”
Q3	Dasco Almagro/Tsonga	Not entirely convinced Murray/Tsonga will make it out of this alive.
	JCF/Querrey Murray	Not entirely convinced Murray/Tsonga will make it out of this alive.
Q4	Sod Baggy/Ferrer	Sod will probably find some way to balls this up. With it being grass and all.
	Youznhy/Isner Rafa/Blake	Oh Rafa – whose picnic blanket did you poop on?

 

WTA 

 

Q1	Serena Dani/Masha	And yet one must leave us. That’s too bad.
	Li/Kuzzie Aggie	Li just won Birmingham. Which probably means Aggie will go through.
Q2	CazWoz Zheng/Vika	Belarusian expletives back in the Eastbourne final this week. You leave me sore and yet you have been sorely missed.
	Flavs/Rezai Stosur	Rezai and Stosur. That power vs. variety thing again.
Q3	Kimmie/Kiri Henin/Petrova	Biff! Pow! The beefiest section of the draw. That big serve you’ve been working on Juju? Now or never.
	Wicky/Bepa JJ/Bondarenko	I can’t pick this one. I only know JJ won’t get through.
Q4	Franny/Shvedova MJMS/Bartoli	Bartoli made the semis at Eastbourne. Oh and nothing Franny does will ever vex me again.
	Peer/Ivanovic/Oudin Venus/Kleybanova	I see no problems for Venus. You’d better ‘believe’ it. Did I just say that?

 

 

**Update: MJMS out with knee injury, her #22 seeding now taken by K.Bondarenko. Safina out with lower back injury – her #20 spot taken by Oudin.

Ernie out too – his #33 spot taken by Philipp Petzschner